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komickaze

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Current Residence: Myrtle Beach, SC
Favourite genre of music: Reggae
Favourite photographer: None
Favourite style of art: Surrealist
Operating System: Windows XP
MP3 player of choice: None
Shell of choice: ?
Wallpaper of choice: Seven Wright
Skin of choice: White
Favourite cartoon character: Cartman
Personal Quote: "I like to think outside the box. It wasn't my idea, the box was getting too crowded"

Favourite Visual Artist
Salvador Dali
Favourite Movies
Office Space
Favourite Bands / Musical Artists
Bob Marley
Favourite Writers
Aldoux Huxley
Favourite Games
What would you do if your sonw as at home, crying all alone on the bedroom floor cause he's hungry?
Favourite Gaming Platform
Don't game
Tools of the Trade
Laptop, my imagination
Other Interests
Comedy, Art, Movies, Cutting Up Boxes, Selling Babies, etc.
Dealing with a job, dealing with bills, dealing with life.  It's just so much dealing.  There's no wheeling.  It's all dealing.  Sometimes I wonder what I should do.  Maybe it wouldn't be such a bad idea to go homeless for awhile.  Just to see what it's like.  Sure, I'd have to make sure I could get food every day and find a decent place to sleep at night, but I could pull it off if I really wanted to.  I'd have to be really careful, though.  I don't want to be arrested for sleeping in public.  Supposedly that's a crime.  Sleeping in public.  Come on.  That's nothing to be punished.  That's a modern miracle of science.  To "get away for awhil
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This kid who thinks he's so fucking great when all he is is a dumb ass mother fucker--literally.  He's about nineteen years old and he lives at home and constantly complains about how his parents treat him like shit and also how he can't afford to move out or something.  He constantly complains about his job and how he can't sleep during the day (he works third shift).  And frankly, I'm sick of hearing it.  I really am and he used to work where I work, but now he works at Wal*Mart, but he always comes  into my store because his home life is so bad, so he refers to us like he would his family, who has completely just fucking given up on him.  
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Give a little bit of your art to me.  Just do it.  I beg you.  I'm not really an artist.  The only reason I'm here to to prove a point that non-artists can be artistic in some way.  Like the fact that I don't fuck around, I just get right to the point, but I do it articularly, not boistrously.  You know what I'm saying?  I don't even have a clue what I'm talking about, but I do know this:  Anyone tries to tell me they don't fuck around and get right to the point is a liar.  Only I can do things like that.  You know why?  Because I am a God and if anyone tries to defy me, I'll smite them so hard, they'll wish they had never been smitten.  I gu
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I like your witty compilations, especially the suicide one ;)

And welcome to the dA!

(*psst!* you joined on my birthday :XD: )
hy and welcome to da!
a place with nice people and much fun^__^
if you need any help, send me a message and i´ll help u.
we see eachother,or not...
"Assisted Suicide Hotline" is still cool,i always wanted to know what´s the best and fastest way XD
too much time?
visit me--->[link]
bye